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Sh t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Title Sh t My Dad Says
Author Justin Halpern
Publisher It Books
Release 2010-05-04
Category Family & Relationships
Total Pages 158
ISBN 9780061992704
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, the 29-year-old author moves in with his 73-year-old dad, whose straightforward, expletive-laden advice and opinions became a hit on Twitter and are now offered in a hilarious collection. 50,000 first printing.

More Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Title More Shit My Dad Says
Author Justin Halpern
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Release 2013-06-06
Category Humor
Total Pages 192
ISBN 1447248953
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

‘Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a sh*tload scarier’ Sam Halpern Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to take the plunge and propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): 'Just take a day to think about it.' This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, a toe-curlingly honest pilgrim’s progress of teenage relationships, sex and love by one of the funniest writers at work today. Sh*t people say about Justin Halpern: ‘Ridiculously hilarious’ Chelsea Handler ‘Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny’ Maxim ‘Funny, silly, honest, lively and fresh’ Sunday Times

Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Title Shit My Dad Says
Author Justin Halpern
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Release 2010-06-04
Category Fiction
Total Pages 224
ISBN 0752227491
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me...' Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and this is the sort of shit he says... ‘You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we’re not watching this bullshit.’ ‘Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present... Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then, too – unless it’s shitty.’ ‘Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.’ ‘The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.’ ‘Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.’

Title Happy Father s Day shit my Dad Says
Author Second TEACHER
Publisher
Release 2020-06-09
Category
Total Pages 80
ISBN
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

A child's relationship with her father is more important than we've ever realized. To become strong and confident, children need their father's attention, wisdom, courage, and protection.Why is finding gifts for your dad so hard? Are you looking for a unique, personalized, make your own gift for your dad? If you're stuck on what to get, stop struggling. Here we are.You can gift a dream diary, a journal for reflective writing. Product Description: Measurements: 6×9 inches Page count:80 Material: Premium Quality PaperType: Paperback More useful than a card Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel Lined pages

Title Shit My Dad Says Father s Day Notebook
Author Angelo Roxbury
Publisher
Release 2019-01-23
Category
Total Pages 120
ISBN 9781794663985
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Do you want to document all the crazy things your dad says? Or looking for the ultimate father's day gift? That is why we created this Shit My Dad Says Father's Day Notebook: Remind Your Father How Great He Is With This Journal Log blank college ruled notebook - your dad will be rolling on the floor laughing when you whip this bad boy out! This modern and useful 6 x 9 inch (15.24 x 22.86 cm) blank journal tracker notebook has been specially hand-designed for every kind of father, from fulltime joker to passive aggressive. Each page is a chance to really stand out, document those million dollar quotations from daddy and grow your bond with your dad and whole family. The perfect companion for you when are out for dinner, camping trip, road trip, or even at home watching TV with the fam. Who knows the next crazy thing that will come out of your father's mouth next?! How does this father's quote notebook work? You can preview the layout in the "look inside" button at the top - but it is pretty practical and what blank. It can be used for years to crank out amazing content from the funny quotes your dad says on the holiday gatherings to remember again and again. Take out this father's day quote book on his special day Birthday parties are also good times to remind dad of some of the shit he has said Thanksgiving, Christmas, and any holiday gathering are perfect times to document what he has been saying. How does that sound? Using a daddy's quote notebook journal is a great way to ensure that each day you are writing, finding out when is the best time to have your pen out ready to quote him, and have a bit of fun too! See how many quotes you can crank out in one sitting and enjoy the results of more creative output from your dad and you with this fun little notebook. Who Is This Father's Day Journal For? Great gift for a dad to take to the office. Sure will get a lot of questions when he takes out the notebook Coaches too, they can enjoy the gags with this during training or game day. Kids can use this as evidence when their dad makes a promise you want to document! So what are you waiting for? Grab this practical and useful father's day notebook today and start generating quotes from him more in a systematized way. Creating just a little bit more output each day will yield amazing results, and a journal like this is your ticket to continuous laughs and good times - make it happen!

I Suck at Girls by Justin Halpern

Title I Suck at Girls
Author Justin Halpern
Publisher Harper Collins
Release 2012-05-15
Category Biography & Autobiography
Total Pages 192
ISBN 0062113380
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh*t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world. Now, with this equally poignant, hilarious, and provocative memoir, he establishes himself as one of popular writing’s great humorists among the likes of David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, and David Rakoff. Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern’s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man’s adventures in romance.

Shit My Dad Says by Dio Anthony Austi

Title Shit My Dad Says
Author Dio Anthony Austi
Publisher
Release 2021-01-25
Category
Total Pages 32
ISBN
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Henry (Jonathan Sadowski) gets laid off from his job and decides to see if he can borrow money from his father Ed (William Shatner). Meanwhile Ed must work to get his driver's license again after he forgot to renew it. Two other main characters, Vince (Will Sasso), Henry's brother and his wife Bonnie (Nicole Sullivan) also visit Ed and Henry from time to time.

Title Shit That I Can t Make Up And Other Stuff
Author Nicole Czarnecki
Publisher
Release 2017-11-08
Category Biography & Autobiography
Total Pages 34
ISBN 9781973258735
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

As I could be blue in the face for maintaining, I didn't make up any of what I've found out because I can't make--and couldn't have made--up that kind of stuff. In my case, there's shit that my dad says and then shit that I can't make up--and then there's other stuff that I can't make up, much for which I get a lot of shit.

Shit My Dad Says by Youfi Notebooking

Title Shit My Dad Says
Author Youfi Notebooking
Publisher
Release 2020-11-23
Category
Total Pages 120
ISBN
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Your dad has given several pearls of wisdom that you carry with you always, why don't write them down on this notebook !... Writing anything down makes us remember it better. Details : - Cover : Colors - Paper : White - Size : 6*9 inches - Pages : 120 Blank Notebooks Are Perfect For: - Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets - Graduation & End of School Year Gifts - Philosophy Classes - Psychology Classes - Diaries - Gifts For Writers - & much much more...

Title I Suck at Girls Enhanced Edition
Author Justin Halpern
Publisher Harper Collins
Release 2012-05-15
Category Biography & Autobiography
Total Pages 192
ISBN 0062215728
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

In I Suck at Girls, the enhanced e-book edition, Justin's famously opinionated father goes on camera for the first time, offering life advice on topics from marriage to profanity and debating the appeal of pornography in seven exclusive videos. Justin's father also tells his version of raising Justin with an essay written in prose as hilarious and poignant as his son's. In addition the enhanced e-book features nine exclusive photos from Justin's childhood. "Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier." Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe." But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today. Please note that due to the large file size of these special features this enhanced e-book may take longer to download then a standard e-book.