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Title The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
Author Matt Kracht
Publisher Chronicle Books
Release 2019-04-02
Category Humor
Total Pages 176
ISBN 1452177392
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

Title The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World
Author Matt Kracht
Publisher Chronicle Books
Release 2021-10-05
Category Humor
Total Pages 192
ISBN 1797213415
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. A MUST-HAVE: A must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. UNIQUE & LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: This is a great coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book. And a bonus, while the content is humorous, it is practical and useful! A GREAT PRESENT: This is the perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life. It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift. Perfect for: • Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts • Armchair birders (or nonbirders) • Someone who needs a quirky gift for an animal lover friend • People with serious birders in their lives who want something lighthearted

Title The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
Author Liton Hawlader
Publisher
Release 2021-04-20
Category
Total Pages 110
ISBN
Language English, Spanish, and French
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This is a notebook. This notebook contains all the different species of birds that you or you can write down here. Which can be very useful in your future and will come in handy. or, can your use by notebook. You or all of us can write down all these events in this diary. This paperback notebook: * Matte paper * 110 Pages * 6 x 9Inches * notebook for notes and practice

Title A Field Guide to Little Known and Seldom Seen Birds of North America 2nd Edition
Author Ben Sill
Publisher Peachtree Publishers
Release 2013
Category Humor
Total Pages 95
ISBN 9781561457281
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Birders and just about anyone who likes birds will delight in this field guide parody. Thirty-two fabulous new species are depicted in this volume, which features tongue-in-cheek descriptions, observation hints, and range maps, as well as remarkable full-color illustrations. The reader will never look at our feathered friends in the same way after encountering these frequent flyers.

A Most Remarkable Creature by Jonathan Meiburg

Title A Most Remarkable Creature
Author Jonathan Meiburg
Publisher Random House
Release 2021-04-22
Category Science
Total Pages 384
ISBN 1473522811
Language English, Spanish, and French
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An enthralling account of a modern voyage of discovery as we meet the clever, social birds of prey called caracaras, which puzzled Darwin, fascinate modern-day falconers, and carry secrets of our planet's deep past in their family history. In 1833, Charles Darwin was astonished by an animal he met in the Falkland Islands: handsome, social, and oddly crow-like falcons that were tame and inquisitive, quarrelsome and passionate, and so insatiably curious that they stole hats, compasses, and other valuables from the crew of the Beagle. Darwin wondered why these birds were confined to remote islands at the tip of South America, sensing a larger story, but he set this mystery aside and never returned to it. Almost two hundred years later, Jonathan Meiburg takes up this chase. He takes us through South America, from the fog-bound coasts of Tierra del Fuego to the tropical forests of Guyana, in search of these birds: striated caracaras, which still exist, though they're very rare. He reveals the wild, fascinating story of their history, origins, and possible futures. And along the way, he draws us into the life and work of William Henry Hudson, the Victorian writer and naturalist who championed caracaras as an unsung wonder of the natural world, and to falconry parks in the English countryside, where captive caracaras perform incredible feats of memory and problem-solving. A Most Remarkable Creature is a hybrid of science writing, travelogue, and biography, as generous and accessible as it is sophisticated. It is much more than a book about birds: it's a journey to uncover moments of first contact between science and religion, and humans and animals.

Feathered Fabulous by Alison Throckmorton

Title Feathered Fabulous
Author Alison Throckmorton
Publisher Chronicle Books
Release 2021-02-23
Category Humor
Total Pages
ISBN 1797205773
Language English, Spanish, and French
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This laugh-out-loud funny book features our fancy feathered friends living the life of the rich and famous. These fabulous birds have had enough and are ready to start living life—not just the way they want, but the way they deserve! Featuring various birds in their own Real Housewives scenarios, Feathered & Fabulous is the perfect blend of snark, sass, and medication. Adelaide is going to buy that exquisite fur coat, Faye is going to drop that idiot husband of hers, and Patrice is going to show off those legs because she's not afraid to flaunt it. Stunning, funny, and sarcastic, Feathered & Fabulous is sure to make everyone laugh. • UNIQUE, GLITZY, AND FUN: Just like your favorite Real Housewives or the beloved Kris Jenner, this book is unapologetic and fabulous. With sassy humor and a flashy cover, these birds are fresh, fashionable, and ready to tell the world. • HILARIOUS SHARE AND GIFT-BUY: Feathered & Fabulous is a perfect housewarming present, gag gift, stocking stuffer, or present for yourself, your martini-loving gal pal, your reality television buddies, or even the divorcee in your life. • BIRD HUMOR ON TREND: The internet is seeing an influx of bird humor—The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America has sold over 50,000 copies! People who love birds and people who love to hate birds will love Feathered & Fabulous.

Title The National Audubon Society Field Guide to North American Birds
Author John L. Bull
Publisher Alfred a Knopf Incorporated
Release 1994
Category Nature
Total Pages 796
ISBN 9780679428527
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

A revised edition of the popular field guide includes hundreds of all new, full-color photographs, along with information on diverse species of eastern birds, their characteristics, habitats and ranges, identification tips, and more. 200,000 first printing.

Title Another Field Guide to Little known Seldom seen Birds of North America
Author Ben L. Sill
Publisher Peachtree Pub Limited
Release 1990
Category Humor
Total Pages 71
ISBN
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Offers tongue-in-cheek descriptions of imaginary birds in a parody of field guides

Title The Publishers Trade List Annual
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Release 1990
Category American literature
Total Pages
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Language English, Spanish, and French
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