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Title The Un Prescription for Autism
Author Janet Lintala
Publisher AMACOM
Release 2016-04-01
Category Family & Relationships
Total Pages 304
ISBN 0814436641
Language English, Spanish, and French

Book Summary:

A safe and simple action plan for autism parents. Each year, more than 50,000 U.S. families receive an autism diagnosis. On top of turmoil and worry, they share the same urgent question: What can we do to help our child? The answers parents find can be contradictory...even dangerous. The conventional approach (employed by too many pediatricians) is to medicate difficult behaviors into submission-suppressing symptoms while leaving underlying health challenges untouched. Surfing the Internet for alternatives just leads to confusion. Now, Dr. Janet Lintala, founder of the Autism Health center and an autism mom herself, shares the natural protocols used in her practice to dramatically improve the function and well-being of children on the spectrum. Drawing on the latest research developments, as well as personal and clinical experience, she targets the underlying issues (chronic inflammation, oxidative stress, gastrointestinal dysfunction, immune dysregulation) associated with the behavior, bowel, and sleep problems so common to autism. Correcting these overlooked conditions with digestive enzymes, probiotics, antifungals, and other nonpsychiatric treatments brings transformative results: less pain, less aggression, and a child who is more receptive to behavioral and educational interventions. While the medical profession is slow to change, autistic kids need help immediately. The Un-Prescription for Autism provides clear explanations, detailed protocols, and examples to help parents act quickly to restore their child's health, self-control, and language-paving the way for reaching their full potential.

Poophemisms by Douglas Fir

Title Poophemisms
Author Douglas Fir
Publisher Windsor Rothschild Incorporated
Release 2011-09-01
Category Humor
Total Pages 138
ISBN 9780984665105
Language English, Spanish, and French

Book Summary:

If you're looking for fun new ways to talk about pooping, then "Poophemisms" is for you. From going to throw down some brown to chumming for sewer rats, you'll never run out of ways to tell your friends and loved ones you're going to crap Poophemisms is a veritable dictionary of defecation, with over 1737 different ways to say you need to take a dump. Arranged alphabetically, the book covers everything from "Adding a wing to the manor" to "Zapping the porcelain." Makes a fantastic gift for grandma.

Poop Log by Douglas Fir

Title Poop Log
Author Douglas Fir
Publisher CreateSpace
Release 2015-09-23
Total Pages 152
ISBN 9781517503444
Language English, Spanish, and French

Book Summary:

Defecation is truly one of life's greatest pleasures. Up until now, keeping track of the ins and out of your brown beefy logs was a hit or miss affair. Now, when you throw down some brown, you can keep track of all of the intimate details. This poop log was created by Douglas "Uncle Dougie" Fir, one of the world's most eminent experts in shitting. No longer will the most important details of your turds elude you. To many great craps!